Nanny Humor & Nanny Jokes

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Till Death Do Us Part Software, Inc.  Creators of the best-selling PC-WIFE and PC-HUBBY  Introduce their latest in companion software.....  PC-NANNY  Whether it's real children you need a nanny for or your PC-CHILD, PC-NANNY will fill your needs. While you work from 9-5, she will see that all your children's needs are met, whether it be a trip to the dentist or teaching them to bake cookies after school. And after work, while you are busy cleaning up the mess in the kitchen and all around the house, PC-NANNY will keep your children out of your way as she delights them with spooky tales (guaranteed to keep them up all night so you can have some time with the children) and games. Once you've fixed the dinner and set the table, PC-NANNY will herd your kids and husband into the dining room for a wonderful meal. And after the dinner, while you clear the table, fill the dishwasher, and bathe the kids, PC-NANNY takes a well-deserved break so you can enjoy the wonder of accomplishing 5 or 6 things at once!  While you prepare lunches for the next day, PC-NANNY will spin tales of dismemberment and boogie men to your children to assure that even the most cynical of your children will wet their bed in fear, opening the door for even more quality time with your kids. With a kiss, PC-NANNY sends the kids off to bed for you to tuck in, while she stays downstairs in the den on your husband's lap so he won't feel neglected. Don't be surprised if your hubby begins to worry you aren't spending enough quality time with the kids!  And the best is yet to come! Three months after installation of the program, just when your nerves couldn't possibly be more raw from lack of sleep and overwork, PC-NANNY will convince your husband that you have spoiled the kids so terribly that they are incorrigible, and that you are having an affair with your boss. After cleaning out your checking and savings accounts and cashing in all your T-bills, PC-NANNY and your husband will drive off into the sunset in the new car (leaving you the clunker) with no forwarding address. Shortly thereafter, you will either be in a mental hospital for trying to commit suicide or in jail for strangling your children. Either way, you won't have to worry about your kids anymore, and that was the whole purpose of PC-NANNY anyway, wasn't it?

 

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